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Pap Steve’s Full Review & Unboxing: Breville Barista Touch Espresso Machine (BES880BSS) – The Machine That Ruined Starbucks for Me Forever

Hey folks, Pap Steve here from papstevereviews.com, your go-to dad for honest, no-BS reviews on gear that actually makes life better. Today we’re unboxing and putting the Breville Barista Touch Espresso Machine (model BES880BSS in brushed stainless steel) through its paces. Spoiler: after two weeks, I’m completely spoiled.

(Full disclosure: The Amazon link below is an affiliate link. If you click it and buy, I earn a small commission at no extra cost to you – basically keeps me stocked in beans and the lights on. Appreciate the support!)

You can pick up the exact same Breville Barista Touch Espresso Machine I have right here on Amazon (usually the best price + Prime shipping):

Unboxing: Pure Coffee Nerd Christmas

Box is gorgeous and sturdy. Inside everything is locked down in eco-friendly molded pulp – no busted parts on arrival. You get:

  • The brushed stainless beauty with touchscreen
  • Locking bean hopper
  • Water filter cartridge
  • Four portafilter baskets (single/double, pressurized & non-pressurized)
  • Magnetic tamper, Razor dosing tool, stainless milk jug, full cleaning kit
  • Color Extraction Guide + Quick-Start poster (actually useful!)


Setup: Easier Than My Kid’s LEGO Instructions

The touchscreen literally holds your hand: install hopper → fill tank → drop in water filter → flush. Ten minutes tops. Heat-up time thanks to the ThermoJet system? Three seconds. I’m not kidding – three seconds from cold to ready.

Daily Use & My Go-To Settings

Running medium-roast beans at:

  • Grind size 12
  • 19 g dose
  • Brew temp 200 °F
  • Default 30-second extraction

Result? Thick tiger-striped crema, full body, zero bitterness. For milk drinks I set the auto-frother to 140 °F and foam level 3 – nails oat-milk flat whites and regular dairy cappuccinos every single time.

Pros

  • Touchscreen is lightning-fast and intuitive
  • Built-in conical burr grinder (30 settings) – fresh coffee every shot
  • Truly hands-free milk texturing that works with dairy and alt-milks
  • Ready to pull shots in 3 seconds (faster than I can find my reading glasses)
  • Looks like a $3,000 commercial machine but fits under standard cabinets

Cons (Keeping It Real)

  • It’s about a grand (but pays for itself if you drink 2+ specialty coffees a day)
  • You’ll blow through beans faster than you expect
  • Water tank is in the back – slight pain if the machine is pushed against the wall

Pap Steve’s Final Score: 9.5/10

If you’re tired of dropping $7 on a latte that tastes like regret, the Breville Barista Touch Espresso Machine is the best all-in-one home espresso machine on the planet right now. Two weeks in and I’m making better drinks than 90 % of the baristas in town.

Grab yours here (affiliate link – helps a dad keep the coffee flowing):

Drop your favorite recipe in the comments once you get one – I’m still dialing in the perfect iced caramel macchiato.

Stay caffeinated and stay awesome,
Pap Steve
papstevereviews.com

P.S. I paid full price for mine first, then signed up as an affiliate after I fell in love. That’s how you know the review is legit. 😎

Pap Steve

Yo, Gen X crew, meet Pap Steve—your tech-savvy, gadget-tinkering grandpa who’s been geeking out since he took apart his dad’s Brownie Hawkeye camera at age 6 (and learned the hard way to put things back together)! A proud Gen X family man from South Carolina, Steve’s raised three kids, spoils his granddaughter, and now runs *Pap Steve Reviews* to break down tech, tools, and toys with no-nonsense wisdom and a sprinkle of ‘80s nostalgia. With decades of experience from floppy disks to 5G, he tests every gizmo himself, offering honest, humorous reviews for grandparents and families who want gear that works as hard as their old Walkmans. Whether it’s a smartwatch or a stroller add-on, Pap Steve’s got you covered with real-world insights and a coffee-chat vibe at [papstevereviews.com](https://papstevereviews.com).

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